At first glance you’re like, “That’s hilarious!” And then you think — “Dogs don’t need vests”, but then you think — “Why do I think dogs float?”, and then you think — “They probably don’t. This is actually a good idea.” Of course by you, I mean we.

Handle strap to pick them up. Fully locked in buckle straps for the perfect fit. And for the little ones, a ‘Woof’ amplifier which makes their bark sound like a T-Rex. (One of the last three statments are not true).